Episode 14: “Trading Party”

The show begins this week with Justin and Raphael analyzing the Heat’s loss in Game 5 of the NBA Finals and whether they have any chance at coming back to win the series. We bring Owen back in to discuss a new home for his beloved Tim Tebow and wonder if the Patriots might be football’s Moneyball team. Then it’s on to baseball, as we break down the Dodgers-Diamondbacks brawl, a novel new marketing campaign, and what matters to us when evaluating player performance. Next, Owen and Justin go in-depth on a trade they made earlier in the week, explaining why both sides felt the deal was worth the risk. Finally, Raphael offers hope for a Fed repeat at Wimbledon, and we toe the line of decency even more than usual.

Show length: 1:30
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Episode 13: “Miami’s Vice”

We open the show this week by discussing whether our predictions for the NBA Finals have changed with the Heat’s Game 1 loss to the Spurs and if Miami needs to be concerned about the Pacers’ size next season. Then, we argue at length about recent developments in the Biogenesis scandal: Owen is convinced the players are guilty, Justin wants to see MLB reigned in, and Raphael straddles the fence like a true lawyer. We turn down the heat a little bit to debate the on-field value of Yasiel Puig, the moral value of the MLB draft,  and the entertainment value of the Home Run Derby. Next, Owen tells us why there’s still ice hockey in June (and why he cares), and Raphael reflects on the results of the French Open. Finally, we’re uncharacteristically positive about our fantasy teams and we praise advances in ballpark beer.

Show length: 1:44
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Episode 12: “Heat Check”

We begin the show this week with a few choice words for Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade as Justin and Raphael rant about their lack of effort and production. Then, we take an unexpected turn for the serious, debating the severity of Roy Hibbert’s postgame comments and the offensiveness of the name “Redskins”. We discuss a few injuries to star players that may hurt or help their teams, and Justin recaps the baseball bets we’ve made so far. Next, Owen educates us about the value of water, and Raphael marvels at the continuation of an incredible streak in tennis. Finally, we complain about fantasy teams and overrated beer, and look ahead to the week in sports.

Show length: 1:28
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Vance Worley Will Do Whatever it Takes

It’s no secret that Vance Worley has been struggling this season. After receiving the honors on opening day, Worley has managed just a 4.84 xFip and is striking out a paltry 4.6 batters per nine. Can Worley break out of his funk? Major Leaguers have been known to do some strange things to recapture the spark…

This explains why Worley is, apparently, pitching with a hamster in his pants.


Episode 11: “Disc Jockeys”

We lead off the show this week by breaking down a newly televised sport near and dear to our college experience: ultimate frisbee. Then, it’s back to the NBA as Raphael and Justin discuss conference final results that have surprised them so far. Our baseball talk this week revolves around a tough discussion of the young player you’d most like to build around, and Owen highlights another example of an official failing to properly officiate. Finally, we poke fun at controversies surrounding former stars both on and off the field, give our fists some exercise, and suggest a few unique beers for your consumption.

Show length: 1:12
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HOZED!: Installment 1

As I’ve mentioned in the podcast over the last three weeks–three weeks marked with broken promises concerning the date of the introduction of this series–there are certain aspects of a player’s performance that go unnoticed in the post-game stat line. My first choice would have been gratuitous bat flips, but FanGraphs affiliate NotGraphs already has that covered.

I therefore turned to my second choice, the outfield assist. Some of you may raise the objection that this particular feat does, in fact, appear in the post-game stat line. Those of you who raise such an objection would be correct. However, I would argue that an outfield assist is appropriate recognition only for an out resulting from a ~150 foot throw to second base, or for those whimpy-ass left field to third base throws. It is not appropriate recognition for throws that result in non-force-outs in which the ball travels some 250 feet or more.

Therefore, I have decided to enshrine the best such plays in a bi-weekly series aimed to improve recognition of what I call, the Art of Hosiery.

In order to qualify for this series, the throw must travel some 250 feet in the air (roughly, I ain’t got no tape-measure for no computer screen) and result in an out at third base or home plate. The criteria used to judge the throw are as follows:

–The maximum height obtained by the ball during it’s flight to the base (lower throws are better)

–Number of bounces the ball takes on its way to its destiny (under all foreseeable circumstances, this number should be <1).

— Distance between the runner and the player applying the tag (the greater the distance, the better).

— Documented shock or surprise upon the visage of the runner or third base coach. Preferably both.

Finally, it should be noted that for each time period, the players responsible for the hosiery showcased in the videos in this series shall be considered nominees. Therefore, there shall be a winner, which shall be the player earning some combination of the most/highest accolades in the comments section following the article.

Without further adieu (click on images to link to videos):

Marlon Byrd hoses Darwin Barney like a stray cat trying to make a home for itself underneath your porch:

This throw was most excellent because a) Barney is out by ~1 mile; b) the throw remains relatively low for the duration of the flight, but remains above the ground; c) the announcer denigrates the decision-making abilities of the third base coach; d) Darwin Barney (5’10”, 185 lbs.) appears to consider, however briefly, the merits of lowering his shoulder in what would have been a feeble attempt to dislodge the ball from the glove of John Buck (6’2″, 230 lbs.). That he considered this course of action is amusing. It would have been more amusing, we can all agree, had he done anything more than consider it.

Owen’s Rating: 4/5

Michael Bourn hoses Jacoby Ellsbury like the afore-mentioned cat, this time attempting to search your garbage can for any tuna/chicken you may have discarded.

It is possible that Bourn’s throw may not have obtained the required 250 feet. As we know, it is ~127 feet from home plate to second base. Does Bourn’s throw originate from >=123 feet beyond 2nd base? We’ll never know for sure, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Further, Bourn’s throw attains too great a height to command the respect of Marlon Byrd’s hosing of Darwin Barney. That Jacoby Ellsbury was frustrated that he made an out on such a fantastic throw is amusing, but total resignation, combined with shock and awe, is the preferred emotion for the player thrown out on the play.

Owen’s Rating: 2.5/5

Leonys Martin hoses Andy Dirks like a squirrel you’ve just discover pillaging your bird feeder while it thinks no one is watching.

When I envisioned this series I suspected that many of the entries would reference Rick Ankiel, Jeff Francoeur, or Josh Reddick. However, these players also seem to be incapable of striking out less than all of the time (actually, the range is between 23% for Reddick and 45% for Ankiel, so I’m not exaggerating very much), which limits their opportunities in the field. Leonys Martin is currently striking out at just a 17.9% rate and has posted a 107 WRC+ to date. Martin has also shown a propensity for hosiery, adding a notch to his metaphorical shillelagh with this gem just one week prior. Also, this.

If you didn’t notice, in the original video, Martin made this throw quickly on a soft single to his left with a relatively speedy Andy Dirks running. It was also a fucking strike. Catcher didn’t even move.

Owen’s Rating: 4.5/5.

Episode 10: “Power Spankings”

We lead off the show in the NBA as Justin and Raphael discuss Conference Final matchups and whether Kevin Durant might be overrated, while Owen puts a bow on the Bulls’ season by wishing he could strangle Derrick Rose with said bow. Then, we take a deep plunge into MLB, offering our Power Rankings for the rest of the season, talking about where our preseason expectations went wrong, and opining on the role of a baseball team’s manager. Next, Owen provides detailed analysis of the NHL playoffs and Raphael breaks down the storylines ahead of the French Open. Finally, we start a new regular segment called “Officiate the Unofficiated” by profiling the Alzheimer’s Association of America, and continue to dole out our fists and suggest tasty brews.

Show length: 1:25
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Episode 09: “Lime Time”

We begin our show this week in the NBA by breaking down the competitive second-round matchups so far, continuing to discuss LeBron’s legacy, and choosing landing spots for the brothers Paul. Then, we move into the MLB to rant about all sorts of baseball stupidity, including a spitball that wasn’t, a new idea for an All-Star morgue, and even more awful umpiring. The NFL receives some love next as we debate Adrian Peterson’s conceivable rushing total and the value of publicly funded stadiums. Finally, we suggest Beers of the Week both high- and lowbrow, and look forward to more basketball, baseball, and tennis eye-candy.

Show length: 1:09
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No Show This Week

Nobody saw it coming, but the Bulls’ unlikely Game 1 victory over the Heat sent us into somewhat of a tailspin: Justin started putting out hits on the criminally overpaid Chris Bosh, Owen couldn’t be dissuaded from erecting a shrine to his man crush Nate Robinson, and Raphael… well, let’s just say he’s still a bit hungover from hitting flaming balls in the woods (not a euphemism).

Or we had some technical difficulties with the Internet. We’ll let you decide which is more likely. Regardless, we’re taking this week off, but we’ll be back on Saturday with Episode 09!

Episode 08 Posted

Episode 08: “Draft’s On Tap” is now up and available for download!

We prefer beer puns to wind puns, but nevertheless start the show this week by recapping the NFL draft with grades of how each of our teams did and opinions on first round snubs and mistakes. Our football discussion continues across the river with the Jets and the recently departed Tim “Chosen One” Tebow, who appears less employable than a carpenter and less magnanimous than a saint. Next, we discuss the biggest sports news of the week: Jason Collins coming out, and what this means for gay and straight athletes going forward. Owen takes a break while Justin and Raphael break down NBA playoff news with predictable sweeps, intriguing matchups, and how the Russell Westbrook injury will affect the Thunder. Owen returns for some umpire ranting and we offer our weekly Fist Punches and Pumps. Finally, we recommend hoppy beers and spicy gins, and preview the week ahead in sports.

Show length: 1:16
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